In an attempt to improve my as yet fledgling Old English, i’m going to grow a Beowulf moustache, like Nick Nolte’s corrupt Irish cop in the legendary Q & A. It is possible that instead of helping me learn Old English it will instead turn me into a towering, racist psychopath, but if so at least i shall have increased the sum of human knowledge and thus served Science.
the moustache of power
June 5, 2008 by elberry
Posted in raging phallus power | Tagged Beowulf moustache, corrupt Irish cop, learning languages, Nick Nolte, Old English, Q & A | 2 Comments
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Q&A. Sidney Lumet. Nick Nolte. It just doesn’t get better…
Lumet’s new film is supposed to be one of his best yet.
The moustache will make a comeback this year among suave young dandies. I attribute this impending change in the zeitgeist to the majestic face furniture worn by Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood and by Josh Brolin in No Country for Old Men.
I’ve already started on mine, with mutton chop whiskers.