A pretty physiotherapist gave me a letter to type today. Her name is Maeve. Her handwriting, while lovely, is not entirely clear, so i checked whether a particularly gnarled world was ‘abduction’ or ‘adduction’. It was ‘adduction’; the patient was experiencing ‘exquisite tenderness’ in the pubic tubercles upon adduction. Maeve gave me a demonstration of the differences between abduction and adduction. Pointing at her pussy, she slowly moved one leg out, saying, “this is abduction.” i nodded, looking at her groin. She slowly moved her leg back, explaining cheerfully, “and this is adduction”. i continued to look at her groin and upper inner thighs.
“i see,” i managed to say, somehow. She gave me a bright grin and went on her way, leaving me to contemplate her lovely handwriting.
i’m beginning to suspect the physios know the effect they have on me and do this on purpose.
